Utter nonsense

I loooooveee all my friends !!!!! <3

Get the fuck over here!!!!

Drama is my life!!!!!

iamsicktomorrow:

nice-wig-janis:

wow my parents better thank me that i’m addicted to tv shows and movies not drugs and alcohol 

I told my mom this and she said “well thats true. But if i have to hear about that gay angel one more time i will get you addicted to crack”

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

lostboys5sos:

thetremblingofmyhand:

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES

5ludge:

I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found thisimage

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I really don’t know what I expected.

one day more: my place is here, i fight with you!
me: ONE DAY MORE
me: I DID NOT LIVE THESE PEOPLE'S HEROES I WILL FOLLOW ON MY OWN HOW CAN I LIVE THEIR LITTLE SECRETS THERE A LITTLE TOUCH ONE DAY MORE TOMORROW YOU'LL BE REVOLUTION WE WILL NIP IT MIGHT HAVE KNOWN AND YET WITH YOU MY FOR THESE TOMORROW WE'LL BE FAR AWAY TOMORROW IS THE JUDGEMENT DAY
Ladies.

liefullyloki:

fuckyeahdarcylewis:

n-a-blue-box:

you can be like sif.

you can be like black widow

you can be like jane foster

you can be like darcy

you can be like pepper potts.

But i suggest being like Mjolnir, and only allow worthy people to pick you up.

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((Mjolnir, a most excellent role model.))



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