I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
"Problems are problems, yo. We all make bad choices, it’s just some of us got different bad choices to make."
Orange Is the New Black
when u go to a restaraunt regularly and order the same thing every time
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
[daring sleep over voice] maybe but no one tell my mom
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
Dude I don’t even shower everyday
^^^IM NOT ALONE
i have never shaved my legs everyday - never.
Who does that?
Twice a week. And that’s if I’m getting laid.
I’m getting laid and I shave my legs every fortnight or so.. there’s nothing worth getting rid of before that